Tuyển tập những bài đồng dao tuổi thơ: Một thời để nhớ

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Đồng dao tuổi thơ, bạn ơi còn nhớ?!

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Vuốt ve em thân yêu
Em ở với ai?
Em ở với bà
Bà gì? Bà ngoại
Ngoại gì? Ngoại xâm
Xâm gì? Xâm lăng
Lăng gì? Lăng Bác
Bác gì? Bác Hồ

Hồ gì? Hồ nước
Nước gì? Nước trong
Trong gì? Trong vắt
Vắt gì? Vắt sữa
Sữa gì? Sữa bò
Bò gì? Bò cái
Cái gì? cái tát!!!

Hoặc:

Hồ gì? Hồ Tây
Tây gì? Tây đen
Đen gì? Đen sì sì
Sì ra khói
Bói ra tiền
Mua bò điên
Về làm vợ
Thấy nó xấu
Bỏ nó đi
Ra công ty
Ị một bãi.

Hoặc:

Hồ gì? Hồ Tây
Tây gì? Tây đen
Đen gì? Đen sì sì
Sì ra khói
Bói ra tiền
Mua con điên
Về làm vợ
Đi chợ: không biết mua
Đi chùa: không biết cúng
Lúng ta lúng túng, ị cả ra quần.

Hoặc: 

Hồ gì? Hồ Tây
Tây gì? Tây đen
Đen gì? Đen trắng
Trắng gì? Trắng tinh
Tinh gì? Tinh mơ
Mơ gì? Mơ ước
Ước gì? Ước ao
Ao gì? Ao cá
Cá gì? Cá quả
Quả gì? Quả táo
Táo gì? Táo tàu
Tàu gì? Tàu hỏa…

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Maria là nhà tạo mốt
Hoan-các-lốt là đồ bỏ đi
Bà Machi là người dân tộc
Con rắn độc là mụ Lo-ren…

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Ông Liên Xô, bà Trung Quốc
Ông đi guốc, bà đi giầy
Ông nhảy dây, bà đá bóng
Ông đi tắm, bà cài then
Ông mua kem, bà xin miếng
Ông không cho, bà đá đít!!!

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Ông già Khốt-ta-bít
Ăn mít, ị ra dưa
Ăn dừa, ị ra táo
Mua báo không biết xem
Mua kem không biết mút
Mua bút không biết cầm
Đái dầm ra quần mới.

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A bê xê dắt dê đi ị
Dê không ị dắt dê về chuồng.

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A bê xê là xề bánh đúc
U xê úc là cục mắm tôm
Ô mờ ôm là ôm bánh dày
A i ai là chai nước mắm.

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Hít-le ba que xỏ lá
Ăn cắp cá của nhân dân
Ăn cắp quần của bộ đội
Phản bội đi tù.

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Củ cà rốt
Đốt cháy nhà
Ông cụ già
Kêu oai oái
Cô con gái
Lái ô tô
Ra Bờ Hồ
Ăn kem cốc
Cốc vào đầu.

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Một quả cầu có bốn đại dương
Dương dương dương cái giường đi ngủ
Ngủ ngủ ngủ cái tủ đựng tiền
Tiền tiền tiền cô tiên biết múa
Múa múa múa công chúa biết bay
Bay bay bay tàu bay hạ cánh
Cánh cánh cánh đòn gánh qua sông
Sông sông sông bông hồng mới nở
Nở nở nở Thị Nở, Chí Phèo
Phèo phèo phèo con mèo ăn vụng
Vụng vụng vụng cái bụng con voi
Voi voi voi cái vòi phun nước
Nước nước nước là nước VIỆT NAM.

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Tiền là tiên là phật
Là sức bật lò xo
Là thước đo lòng người
Là tiếng cười tuổi trẻ
Là sức khỏe tuổi già
Là cái đà công lý…

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Thằng cu Tí đi chăn trâu
Ăn quả dâu về đau bụng
Bố nó mắng, mẹ nó can
Ông công an đến giải quyết
Tôi không biết chuyện gia đình.

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Chát xình xình
Bố thằng Bình
Đi Liên Xô
Trúng xổ số
Đưọc năm nghìn
Mua quả mìn
Còn năm trăm
Mua dao găm
Còn năm chục
Mua cái đục
Còn năm xu
Mua cái c…
Về nhắm rượu

Mua củ kiệu
Về ăn cơm
Mua bó rơm
Về đốt đít
Mua dao díp
Về cạo lông
Mua chăn bông
Về cưới vợ.

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Bật đèn xanh, bật đèn đỏ
Có hai con thỏ, nó bỏ nhau đi…

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1,2,3 ta là cha Trung Quốc
4,5,6 ta là cháu Bác Hồ
7,8,9 ta là lính Thủ Đô
Ô hô hô ta là người Xô Viết…

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Sên sển sền sên
Mày lên công chúa
Mày múa tao xem
Tao may áo đỏ, áo xanh cho mày.

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Áo vàng là nàng công chúa
Áo đỏ chứng tỏ nhà quê
Áo xanh đi canh chuồng xí.

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Anh yêu em từ chân đến cổ
Còn cái đầu anh bổ làm đôi
Còn cái môi anh hôn chút chít
Còn cái *** anh ngửi cho thơm.

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Đừng thập thò mà con mò nó bắt
Đừng chui ra mà con ma nó vồ.

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Alo, alo!
Đồng bào chú ý

Chui vào chuồng xí
Bắt thằng phi công
Đem về cạo lông
Mỗi người một tí

Đây là của quý
Từ Mỹ gửi sang
Alo, alo!

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Nhất nhì ba bét
Sấm sét bẹt đầu
Qua cầu rửa đít.

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…A… tồ,…A…tẹt
…A…ăn bọ nẹt
…A…ị ra giun
…A…đùn ra chiếu
…A…biếu người yêu.

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Năm, mười, mười lăm, hai mươi
Hai lăm, ba mươi, ba lăm, bốn mươi
Bốn lăm, năm mươi, năm lăm, sáu mươi
Sáu lăm, bảy mươi, bảy lăm, tám mươi
Tám lăm, chín mươi
Chín lăm, một trăm
Ai chưa xong mặc kệ
Mở mắt đi tìm.

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Anh …A…cũng tốt
Chị …B ..cũng xinh
Hai bên rập rình
Gia đình đồng ý
Đi xin chữ ký
Ủy ban không cho
Anh …A…hét to:
Không cho tôi cứ lấy
Tôi yêu cô ấy
Đã mấy năm rồi
Không nói lôi thôi
Ngày mai cứ cưới
Làng trên xóm dưới
Ai thích thì đi
Đánh chén tì tì
Sa đì tám tấn”.

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